Isn't global warming caused by excess carbon monoxide from excess heat, gas, and other natural energies? How about the heat I use in my house? Maybe if the Earth was warmer because of global warming, I wouldn't have to turn my heat on, then I wouldn't waste energy and cause more global warming.
Of course, then the Earth would be too hot and we'd just blast our A/C all day and never go outside. I'm sure the air conditioner is much worse for the environment than a heater. I never saw the Al Gore movie; you know, the one that seems like a +90 minute Power Point college lecture that somehow got off topic. Like Gore was the tumbleweed-inducing professor of Bio 101, who originally planned a lesson plan about "Ecosystems of the World" but got on his doctoral soapbox.
So now, every stupid hippie that thinks they do us a favor by driving a hybrid Prius goes on Al Gore's MySpace to leave positive comments, pledging immediate and dramatic action against global warming. 99% of these people go back to their wasteful lifestyle in a few days, tossing Styrofoam Starbucks cups on their way to Urban Outfitters.
No one, not hippies, pacifists, or even vegetarian pussies really give a damn about global warming. People by nature are selfish assholes. Even if you are one of the 1% of people who actually give a shit about the planet, you still have 99% of the assholes in the world messing it up. So it’s futile. Let’s not even mention the fact that the consequences of global warming are so slow…and let’s be honest; it’s not going to impact MY life. It’s going to take centuries before the world is uninhabitable.
The only way to truly eliminate global warming is by creating toxic pollutants in factories and cars that cause global cooling. Then the dumb public won’t have to worry about anything! We can continue to live our carefree lifestyle. Everyone wins. Me, you, penguins, it’s beautiful. Mmm, never mind, that’s too much work. Hope the grandkids don’t get extra fingers and skin cancer.
Digital Media is too much effort.
I-Pods have totally lost their cool factor. Everything is a stupid Mp3 player now. Car stereos, DVD players, cell phones. Even the 40 year olds realize what an I-Pod is. But more importantly, they are too much work to maintain. You have to download the songs, wait for them to download, dock the I-Pod, hit the computer because it didn’t auto-detect the device, click through ten pages of advertising, wait to transfer the songs, wait for the I-Pod to refresh, wait for the I-Pod battery to charge…
Then, you end up listening to only about ten of the songs and you wonder to yourself how so many bad songs got past your taste filter and made it on to the I-Pod. Then, you get sick of these ten songs AND THEN you have to go to music websites just to see what you think you should be downloading, then repeat the whole process!
Or you could just make it more unnecessarily complicated and get a Video I-Pod, oh cool, I can watch TV on the size of a stamp.
Digital Cameras, very similar to the I-Pod. They are too fucking complicated. I want a camera that points and shoots. Every time you are asked to take a picture for a friend, they need to give you that two minute speech about how to take a goddamn picture on their camera. “Hold down the button until it chirps, then release” or maybe “It’s going to flash once, then again to actually take the picture.” Then you have to view each thumbnail before you approve the picture, often leading to a girl not liking the way their hair looked, thus forcing another retake. Women love digital cameras because they realize the camera comes with unlimited deleting/retaking picture capabilities. Now they don’t have to settle for a mediocre picture, they’ll just take eight more of the same pose until everyone is satisfied.
Again, let’s be honest with the production of the prints. You will be lucky if they even make it to Facebook. It’s way too much effort to take them to an overpriced Walgreen’s, let alone waste a whole ink cartridge printing 27 pictures of the dog.
Sex is too much effort.
Girls cost time, money, and consideration. And it’s never a guarantee. You COULD go to a bar, flirt with a girl and buy her a few drinks; now what? You’ve just invested $25 and two hours, and most likely, she’ll just leave you with a phone number. This will just lead to another date (if you are so fortunate); here comes a $40 dinner and a $20 movie. And another five hours. So far, you probably have invested $85 and seven hours for a French kiss if you are lucky. Figure if she is classy, you’ll bang her on the third date, but that’s still over $200. Plus you aren’t even guaranteed what is going to happen sexually. It could end at any second due to a simple name miscommunication. AND we aren’t even incorporating the hidden costs, such as gas and condoms. Why do that when there’s so much internet porn?
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