Rapists and Stalkers – Men don’t have to worry about having their drink spiked in a bar by a sex fiend. And girls don’t steal men’s underwear and shoes to smell them later. Can a man actually be raped by a woman? Everyone has a different opinion, but I say they can’t.
Why? Take this scenario; a woman rapes a man. First of all, the woman can’t be hot; it’s not a rape if the guy wants it. Even if the girl is a beast and attempted to rape a man, would a male victim have the same emotional state as a raped female? No way. He might be disgusted, but there’s no way he would have experienced the terrible trauma a raped woman would have faced. An ugly girl “raping” a guy would be no different in his mind than beer-induced one night stand with the same ugly girl. In fact, it would probably be more of a bragging right than anything else.
Periods and Menstruation – No bleeding from my crotch once a month. No violent mood swings. No stomach cramps. No wearing a paper Dixie napkin between my legs. No toxic shock. No worries about feeling fresh down there. If I was a girl, I would kill myself.
Childbirth – My birthrate was 10 pounds and 10 ounces. Ouch. Poor mom.
Makeup – Guys don’t have to worry about being thin. And more importantly, guys don’t have to spend three hours in the bathroom getting ready for anything. Makeup? I think there’s a piece of makeup for every part of the human face, what a hassle. You have to put it on everyday too. What a hassle.
Sexism and Discrimination – Sure a lot of guys might disagree when they think of the stupid hot blonde secretary that somehow makes more money than you. But when it comes to promoting females in positions of power and management, who’s more likely to be picked? That’s right. The guy.
No more peeing while standing – I can’t imagine a life where I have to sit down to pee. Especially in a public toilet. That awkward layering of toilet paper across the seat. Or squatting. What a hassle.
I was going to think of a rebuttal, such as the advantages of being a woman, but there aren’t any really. Maybe not being hit in the balls. That’s about it. Thank god you’re a guy. And if your not, well, better luck next time.