If you've never seen it, you're probably thinking, "oh great, another ER clone." Not even close bitch. For example, let's take the latest episode:
First of all, House starts off the episode by ditching work, only staying 20 minutes out of his probably +8 hour shift. That's definitely points for the pimp meter:
Usually, the episode focuses on the boring lives of the other lame ass doctors - there's a woman, a black guy, and an English homosexual…that basically get in the way of House and his Game Boy. They are always looking for ways to keep dying people happy instead of doing their job.
But what does Dr. House do?
It doesn't matter who you are; a sweet ninety-year old man or a nine year old terminally ill little girl. I'm surprised he doesn't simultaneously spill hot coffee in their laps as he bluntly breaks the "bad" news to them. Being mean to dying people = pimp points.
Then, what does he do all day? Check on his patients? Hell no, that's intern work. He sits in his office and plays his Gameboy and listens to his I-Pod. In fact, in one episode, some corporate bitch took away his Gameboy. Slut.
At least House stomped her ass in the broom closet westcoast ghetto style later in the episode. Playing game boy instead of helping sick people = MAJOR points.
Plus, he's a doctor. That's social status, plus a high income too. And he's got the fashion style of a bitter Banana Republic model.
I wish my doctor was bad ass like House. All he ever wants to do is check me for testicular cancer.