Ponderosa Sucks.
I always remembered Ponderosa being really good when I was little. It's not.
The last time I ate at one was horrible. You could tell just by the kinds of people in the restaurant that this was going to be the worst meal you ever had in your life. There was a 50-year old man with an eyepatch. A morbidly obese couple. And a homeless woman living out of the back of her '91 Ford station wagon.
I just happened to bring in my digital camera and took a picture of the buffet.
Ponderosa is just high school cafeteria food that's been rotting under a heat lamp for days. No, high school food tasted better. This is more like prison food. Prison food past its prime.
Next time, I'm just going to eat out of the toilet instead and save myself the $8.95. Hopefully my testicle won't explode like that guy's did in the House season finale.
Oh, of course, that never really happened since the entire season finale was just a hallucination in Dr. House's mind.
Except for the part where Howie Mandel shoots House.
Well he looked like Howie Mandel anyway. Fuck that guy. You don't shoot House, House shoots you. Full of insults, that is.
Maybe if he can recover from his gunshot wounds next season, he'll be able to revive that skanky Misha Barton for another season of the OC.
At least it'll be a guarantee that House will survive. You can't kill House. He's a pimp.