This is your one stop shop for STD education, in conjunction with safe and effective treatment methods that don't require a hefty bill from Dr. Kevorkian.
Gonorrhea - Notice the pus. And it's becoming harder to kill. Once considered curable, now Super strains are forming and making treatment via antibiotics not as effective.
No insurance? Effective treatment is denial. If you think to yourself everyday that you don't have it, eventually, you'll start to believe it. Make it good. You know, that great lie you make every once in a while, a lie so good that you start to believe it yourself?
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Syphilis - Easily curable in the early stages with penicillin. However, deadly to the point of mania if kept for too long. It killed Al Capone and almost got Hitler. This disease was given to us by the Native Americans. Thanks a lot, Chief Wahoo. Well, I guess to be fair we destroyed 99% of their culture and civilization.
No insurance?Buy penicillin from a third world pharmacy online.
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Herpes, Genital - There is no treatment that can cure herpes, but antiviral medications can shorten and prevent outbreaks. Good luck telling that to someone who you wanna bang. If you're like the dopes that pretend to have it in commercials, a good way to tell your partner is by explaining this situation to an imaginary audience while partaking in an outdoor activity (like camping or rock climbing).
No insurance? Quarantine affected area with potato skins. Use rubber cement to affix to genitalia. Replace daily.
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HPV - Human Papillomavirus Infection (AKA Genital Warts).These are diagnosed by visual inspection. Visible genital warts can be removed by medications the patient applies, or by treatments performed by a health care provider. Some individuals choose to forego treatment to see if the warts will disappear on their own. Don't use over the counter wart remover.
No insurance? File them down with sandpaper or painfully extract with a potato peeler.
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Chlamydia - Chlamydia can be easily treated and cured with antibiotics. Consider yourself lucky. It's like only getting a speeding ticket when you have a cache of coke and guns in your trunk.
No insurance? It's worth the 11 hour wait at the free clinic for this one. Be sure to do drug research for the "doctor" so they don't mess it up.
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Pubic Lice (AKA Crabs) - A lice-killing shampoo is available without a prescription at your local drug store. Try to avoid getting pubies in your eyelashes. It's harder to get out and sometimes they bite the corneas.
No insurance? Three words; Slash and Burn. A Zippo to the black forest ought to remove most it's tiny woodland creatures. Or buy the shampoo, it's really up to you.
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Bacterial Vaginosis - Although BV will sometimes clear up without treatment, all women with symptoms of BV should be treated to avoid complications. Men, don't worry, it'll go away.
No insurance? Clot it up with Kleenex.
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AIDS, HIV - (from Wikipedia, like 99% of America, I really have no idea what it is) Acquired immune deficiency syndrome or acquired immunodeficiency syndrome (AIDS or Aids) is a collection of symptoms and infections resulting from the specific damage to the immune system caused by the human immunodeficiency virus (HIV).[1] The late stage of the condition leaves individuals prone to opportunistic infections and tumors. In other words, you don't know you even have it until many years after contracting it; massive amounts of drugs will delay the condition, but basically, you're fucked.
No insurance? Try suicide.
This is serious shit, look how many porn stars have died from AIDS. Pour out a fifth, whoodi.
Mark Anthony (born 1967) British adult film actor. [23]
Brooke Ashley (born 1973) South Korean born American adult film actor. [24]
Jessica Dee (born 1978) American adult film actor; see Darren James entry. [25]
Tricia Devereaux (born 1978) American adult film actor. [26]
Karen Dior (1967–2004) American transvestite adult film actor. [27]
Casey Donovan (1943–1987) adult film actor. [28]
John Holmes (1944–1988) American adult film actor; one of the most famous male porn stars of all time. [24]
Darren James (born 1964) American adult film actor; transmitted to Lara Roxx, Miss Arroyo and Jessica Dee, causing an international pornography-industry AIDS scare. [28]
John King (1963–1995) American adult film actor. [28]
Miss Arroyo (born 1977) American adult film actor; see Darren James entry. [29]
Wade Nichols (1946–1985) American adult film actor and soap opera actor; committed suicide after receiving HIV diagnosis. [30]
Scott O'Hara (1961–1998) American adult film actor, poet and editor/publisher. [28]
Al Parker (1952–1992) American adult film actor, director and producer. [31]
Johnny Rahm (1965–2004) American adult film actor. [32]
Lara Roxx (19??—) Canadian adult film actor; see Darren James entry. [28]
Aiden Shaw (born 1966) British adult film actor. [33]
John Stagliano (born 1951) American adult film actor; best known for his Buttman series of films, which is credited with sparking the gonzo adult film genre. [34]
Joey Stefano (1968–1994) American adult film actor; was a model in Madonna's book Sex. [35]
Marc Wallice (born 1959) American adult film actor.
A great example is Lara Roxx, which is the stage name of a Montreal, Quebec-born Canadian porn actress, who, in March 2004, became the first known individual in four years to contract HIV while making a US porn video. The film was subsequently released under the title Split That Booty 2 although Roxx's appearance was not included in the film.[1]
Roxx, while 19, was exposed to HIV while doing a double-anal penetration scene with Darren James and another actor on March 24, 2004. She had filmed her first-ever anal scene with Darren James on 10 February. Roxx said that she had relied on the industry's HIV standards to ensure her safety. Because double-anal penetration involves so much stretching and tearing of tissues, conditions were ideal for Roxx to contract the deadly virus. The fact that the scene was her first double-anal increased the risk significantly.
I love wikipedia, thanks again for all you do pornstars and everyone else get tested.