Wow. I must have no sense of humor. I mean, the sickest part is, it actually takes two people to write Ziggy - Tom Wilson and Tom II. TWO PEOPLE to write THAT? They probably stayed up all night to write that piece too. The deadline was approaching midnight, and people need their top quality Ziggy cartoons - then, at eleven-thirty PM, one of them shouts - Bring Your Own Bunny! Genius! The pair of cartoonists laughed and high-fived each other, applauding their own wit. Bring your own bunny! After they were done pissing their pants and jacking off, the called up the editor to the paper, and tried to tell him the punch line, but they were two busy trying to control their giggling to even get out a coherent sentence.
Wait, is that cartoon even a joke?! All they did is substitute the word "beer" with "bunny". They could've replaced "beer" with any word starting with the letter 'B'. It doesn't matter-
Bring your own buffalo,
Bring your own bum,
Bring your own bird,
Bring your own bomb,
Bring your own butt,
Bring your own berries,
Bring your own box,
Bring your own barbeque,
Bring your own botox,
Bring your own bitch,
Bring your own breasts,
Bring your own ball sac,
Bring your own bastard child,
Bring your own baby porn,
Actually, the last one is a little bit funnier than BUNNY. In fact, I was so disgusted by this lack of humor, I wrote my own Ziggy inspired comics. Take a look! And don't forget to bring your own BUNNY!
