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Ritalin Junkies

Ritalin Junkies. Now Available on DVD

 

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riTaLin juNkiEs

If you heard the stories...
If you saw it somewhere else, and thought, what the fuck was that...
A Laugh-a-second, cult-classic phenomenon

But don't take my word for it!

Entertainment Weekly raves:
wtf wuz that u sux hardkore. go c the aviator. lolz

USA Today calls it:
an epic of ebola-flavored, Abortch-a-licous proportions

Ebert and Roeper proudly proclaim:
it's a little bit better than that movie where that guy ate McDonalds for a month

HOW MANY COPIES DO YOU OWN??????

If you answered this question, you don't own enough. You can never own enough... never. Many have tried to own too many copies, and all have failed miserably.

 

Ritalin Junkies on DVD; NOW WITH A 100% BUY BACK PROMISE! THAT'S RIGHT! Really, think about what a deal this is! How many other movies have you thought, DAMN I WANT MY $8.50 BACK! We're so sure you'll love the movie, if for some reason you think otherwise, you have 10 days to return the movie to me, and I'll refund your money for the DVD! What do you have to lose???

 

Funeral Clown? What the hell is a funeral clown?
The Alcoholic Funeral Clown

He's a clown, hired by a funeral home. His purpose is to entertain the mourners and try to put a smile on an otherwise unhappy situation. Too bad he's an alcoholic that gets wasted before work and fucks everything up. See his hilarious antics in the movie.

 

Do the dogcatcher!
Richard Barnes: The Diary of a Mad Black Man

If you've ever met Rich in person, the video documentary can barely do justice. Follow a day in the life of Rich and the wild antics that are sure to follow.

 

umm...what were we making again?
Cooking with Stoners

This TV pilot for the Food network never took off, probably because of their lack of coordination and the fact that they were constantly getting high and forgeting lines.

 

have you seen the kitten sniper?
Kitten Sniper attacks
The neighborhood is in chaos after the kitten sniper shatters the peace in the community. Will the bastard be caught? Or was there another motive? Buy Ritalin Junkies to find out.

 

Durrh, were gonna prank this guy so good!
Ashton Kutcher in Prank'd

A very special guest star of Ritalin Junkies, Ashton Kutcher made a very special episode of the hit TV show prank'd for the movie! Hilarity ensues when the prank almost doesn't go according to plan, but you'll have to watch the movie to find out what happens!

 

Welcome to Backseat Gameshow
The Backseat Gameshow

Kind of self explainatory...well, there's a gameshow in the back of my car, with me, your host. I ask Adam and Dan simple trivia pursuit junior questions, and when they fuck up, well, you'll have to buy the Ritalin Junkies to find out...

 

Charlies...in the trees...
Vietnam

Two campers get a surprise when a grizzly bear attacks their tent, only to accidently trigger the bears's post-tramatic flashbacks in Vietnam. Witness the tragedy of America's most senselss war, well, since the one we're in now. Why haven't you bought Ritalin Junkies yet????

 

Replace your backpack with a soft, leather-sided messenger bag!
The Metrosexual Terrorist

Who says terrorist have to be dirty and hostile? In this 24 spoof, Keither Sutherland is constantly searching for the bomb that may or may not be in his house. Things go from bad to worse when a homosexual vampire comes to redecorate. It's that fucked up.

 

How many drinks have you had tonight?
Irish Pizza Driving

The purpose of this exercise was to get Dan and Adam liquored up; then, the pair would try to naviagate an elaborate obstacle course, on a tricycle, pizza box in hand. Hope it doesn't rain, and they'd better be cautious of the DUI checkpoints...

 

and of course...
Oh, hello boys and girls!
Magical Travis...and all his magic tricks!

Yes, boys and girls, everyone's favorite magician is back! Not for one, but TWO skits. In fact, you can view on of the skits in it's entirety at www.myspace.com/magicaltravis . Of course the quality is pathetic, so why not buy Ritalin Junkies today? The second skit is twice as funny as the first; I'd love to show it, but it rocked people's minds so much, the government forced me to take it off my site.

 

Of course, there's much more than what I listed, including the Special Olmypics of Poker, Microwaving Experiments, The United Nations International Tea Party, Wallmart Sweatshop, Pirate Lawyers of the High Seas, Family Game Night, Throwing 2 Liters off the roof, and even more stuff too random to even title...

 

Can you even ask for anything more?

 

Ok, you win - FREE PREVIEWS!!!!
Or skip the foreplay and - BUY THE MOVIE ON DVD OR VHS!!!!!

 

Read the cast and crew bios here!

 

Featuring music by...


The Facials, from Cleveland Ohio


Pete Yorko and the One Man Music Band, from Cleveland Ohio


JUSTHERE, from Columbus Ohio


El Jesus de Magico, from Columbus Ohio


Cyclone Orange, from Cleveland (Parma) Ohio

 

Did I mention the buy back guarantee? I thought so...

 

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