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Ritalin Junkies is fast-paced, drug-induced comedy on crunk. From Backseat Gameshow to Magical Travis, you will laugh your ass off at these borderline retarded schemes and skits. Be sure to pick up your very own copy today and see what all the hype is about! Approx. 100+ mins. Unrated DVD edition. $9.99

 

Ritalin Junkies is fast-paced, drug-induced comedy on crunk. From Backseat Gameshow to Magical Travis, you will laugh your ass off at these borderline retarded schemes and skits. Be sure to pick up your very own copy today and see what all the hype is about! Approx. 100+ mins. Unrated VHS edition. $14.99

 

Show off your Ritalin Junkies support with the official trucker hat. One Size fits all. $11.99

 

Show your support for Ritalin Junkies! This is a quality sticker; unlike most cheap bumper stickers, this one is easy to remove. If you need to remove it for any reason, it easily peels off! No scrapping or paint damage! Of course, why would you ever need to take it off? Only $0.99!

 

Now YOU can hire everyone's favorite alcoholic clown to perform at weddings, parties, birthdays, or even funerals! The Alcoholic Funeral Clown is available for hire at a rate of $89.99 for 3 hours. The event must be within the state of Ohio (bordering states qualify for an additional fee), and a open bar must be provided. $89.99 for 3 Hours

 

Hate Ziggy cartoons? Don't we all? Now, you can laugh everytime you go on your computer to look at underage porn. $12.99

 

You probably will never be a pimp like Richard Banres, but if you wear the shirt, at least girls will think, hey, this guy at least knows what it measn to be a pimp. And then you'll get action. Oh yeah. $19.99 Size SmallMedium LargeXLargeXXLarge

 

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Attention residents of suburbia; the Kitten Sniper is on the loose. He is armed and dangerous. Do not attempt to apprehend. $15.99 Size SmallMedium LargeXLargeXXLarge